Another week, another couple dozen Republican debates, a few Democratic ones, a bunch of caucuses and primaries where people looked at the choices available, read about them...
|"Huh...Ted Cruz is a human...I would never have guessed."|
|Mostly in the hopes that the polling people will give them one of those cool "I voted" stickers.|
Also, muttering nutbag brain surgeon Ben Carson dropped out of the race, finally accepting that the world wasn't ready for a guy who talks like he's tried all the drugs available at a Grateful Dead concert.I coach high school debaters and they all learned last night that the secret to winning is a dick joke. LOL! Nothing matters.— RunwayDan (@RunwayDan) March 4, 2016
On the Democratic side, Bernie Sanders seems to have embraced his "angry old man" persona, even going so far as to cut off Hillary Clinton when she tried to interrupt him during their debate in Flint, Michigan, yesterday.
|"Excuse me, young man. I hope I can count on your vote."|
But all that silliness aside, the folks over on Twitter were on fire again (like always) with their own special brand of silliness. Here, have a look!I keep reading about tomorrow being "Super Tuesday", but I checked my calendar and there's no little cape on that square.— Derek Springer (@TheRealDCF) March 1, 2016
I heard girls like guys that are mysterious so I just put a fog machine under my bed— Joshy poo (@ItsLaTourette) January 8, 2016
I switched my GPS to a male voice. Now there’s two of us lost in traffic, too stubborn to ask for directions.— Ham on Wry (@realHamOnWry) February 23, 2016
Tired of rap songs starting with MC going "uhuh uhuh...One two one two...Let's do this..." No. You shoulda been ready when the song started.— MKupperman (@MKupperman) February 26, 2016
Growing up in a steel town the kids are tough. They used to take my journal from me and say cruel things like "your prose is overly ornate."— Ceej (@ceejoyner) February 26, 2016
What a time to be alive pic.twitter.com/kvxEh3pAi7— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) March 3, 2016
It's considered rude in America if a guest is not offered a gun or at the very least a glass of ham.— Smoochie (@TySmithdrums) February 29, 2016
BABY COP: Know why I pulled you over?— Floyd (@dafloydsta) March 2, 2016
ME: *quickly puts hands over face*
BABY COP: *looking all around* DAMN HE GOT AWAY
Instead of accusing me of eating your leftover pie, ask yourself why you had any left to begin with, quitter— tenley (@ProudFFAalumni) March 5, 2015
*said thru a mouthful of pie*
It's weird they report fantasy football during Sports Center. That's like the local news telling us how your SimCity is doing.— Chris Rogers (@ChrisIsJoking) September 10, 2015
And there you have it! Now, before I get outta Dodge and let you get on with your week, here's a forklift safety video from Germany that was shown to me by my pal Kris Silva. It's all in German, but you can get the general idea. But watch it. Trust me. It's worth it...This week in science pic.twitter.com/V9RdQmK1O9— SciencePorn (@SciencePorn) February 28, 2016
And now...I'm outta here!
All the best,
Derek and Bosco