If I had one regret, it would be that Larry, Jake and I didn't get our commentary for It's A Wonderful Life finished. However, to give you an idea of where it was going, I am happy to share one of our jokes with you:
|We're all about keeping it classy!|
In no particular order...
Rain Man (1988): A talking dingo convinces a leprechaun to break dance for charity. (1988 was the year I went off my anti-psychotic meds.)— Gladstone (@WGladstone) December 21, 2014
Day 4 in the South. Please send pics of salad.— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) December 22, 2014
As a Canadian I'd like to apologize for trying to pass off little slices of ham as some kind of bacon.— Shaver (@Shaver282) March 28, 2014
Will Smith's kids are what happens if Mad-Libs become self-aware— ♡ Brian Essbe ♡ (@SortaBad) November 19, 2014
*chewing noisily* HEY WHY DO THEY MAKE BACON PACKAGES RESEALABLE?— Ñøï® (@Go2Slp) December 18, 2014
"Wow, this must be so embarrassing for you," I say to the woman that walks in on me stealing toilet paper from the Target bathroom.— M. Uh (@emmatheist) December 24, 2014
I wonder if when my dog follows me into the bathroom it's cause I follow him outside when he goes and he thinks that's how it works. Meh.— DaBear (@astutenewf) December 19, 2014
Darth Vader's full name is Dartholomew Spaceinvader.— Ollie (@ojedge) July 30, 2014
My 8 year old found my bottle of jager in the freezer and took a sip. Now she's calling me a bitch for not arm-wrestling her.— The Thrill (@thrill713) May 19, 2013
Truth or dare? -Truth. Ok, go. -I get sexually aroused by ALF. Okaaaay... -Your turn. Truth or dare? Um...dare. -Put on this ALF costume.— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) November 5, 2014
And there you have it! Now a little housecleaning...
This week's Here Be Spoilers will be released a day late because, as usual, my schedule sucks. Also, I figured it would be nice to post it on New Years Day.
That about covers it. So have a great week, will ya? And to help kick start it, here's Barenaked Ladies singing a song about a stalker-ish fan sending postcards with monkeys all over them.
All the best,
Derek and Bosco