Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Hey there, gang! I hope all of you are recovering nicely from your post-Christmas celebrating. Myself, I had a wonderful time down at my brother's for Christmas, where I was given numerous groovy presents meant to encourage my geek-tastic lifestyle, including numerous Star Wars-related items. I also now have a PEZ dispenser collection, despite doing nothing at all to cause that to happen. Collecting should always be this easy!

If I had one regret, it would be that Larry, Jake and I didn't get our commentary for It's A Wonderful Life finished. However, to give you an idea of where it was going, I am happy to share one of our jokes with you:

We're all about keeping it classy!

Anyway, what I did manage to do this week is scour my Twitter feed to bring you another batch of funny from the great folks there. So what do you say we get this party started?

In no particular order...

Rain Man (1988): A talking dingo convinces a leprechaun to break dance for charity. (1988 was the year I went off my anti-psychotic meds.)

— Gladstone (@WGladstone) December 21, 2014

Day 4 in the South. Please send pics of salad.

— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) December 22, 2014

As a Canadian I'd like to apologize for trying to pass off little slices of ham as some kind of bacon.

— Shaver (@Shaver282) March 28, 2014

Will Smith's kids are what happens if Mad-Libs become self-aware

— ♡ Brian Essbe ♡ (@SortaBad) November 19, 2014

*chewing noisily* HEY WHY DO THEY MAKE BACON PACKAGES RESEALABLE?

— Ñøï® (@Go2Slp) December 18, 2014

"Wow, this must be so embarrassing for you," I say to the woman that walks in on me stealing toilet paper from the Target bathroom.

— M. Uh (@emmatheist) December 24, 2014

I wonder if when my dog follows me into the bathroom it's cause I follow him outside when he goes and he thinks that's how it works. Meh.

— DaBear (@astutenewf) December 19, 2014

Darth Vader's full name is Dartholomew Spaceinvader.

— Ollie (@ojedge) July 30, 2014

My 8 year old found my bottle of jager in the freezer and took a sip. Now she's calling me a bitch for not arm-wrestling her.

— The Thrill (@thrill713) May 19, 2013

Truth or dare? -Truth. Ok, go. -I get sexually aroused by ALF. Okaaaay... -Your turn. Truth or dare? Um...dare. -Put on this ALF costume.

— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) November 5, 2014

And there you have it! Now a little housecleaning...

This week's Here Be Spoilers will be released a day late because, as usual, my schedule sucks. Also, I figured it would be nice to post it on New Years Day.

That about covers it. So have a great week, will ya? And to help kick start it, here's Barenaked Ladies singing a song about a stalker-ish fan sending postcards with monkeys all over them.

 

All the best,
Derek and Bosco