Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Hi, everybody!

(The preceding introduction was written by our guest writer, Dr. Nick.)

Another week, another batch of funny tweets making its way from Twitter to your very own eyeballs! Isn't technology a wonderful thing?

These folks are damn funny, and you should probably oughta go and follow them on there or something, because they all appreciate it when you do.

But enough of that...Let's get makin' with the funny! In no particular order...

This 3 hour home security video of me coming home drunk & trying to sneak through our motion sensor flood light should be on Netflix.

— Chad Read (@squirrel74wkgn) December 23, 2014

the nose is the nipple of the face

— Lindy West (@thelindywest) December 31, 2014

My mom: I learned magic. Pick a card *picks a 7* Mom: is it a 2? Me: IT'S NOT A 2 MA (the joke here is that my mom is Arnold Schwarzenegger)

— ibid (@ibid78) December 31, 2014

"Nothing you can do about gravity." How not to answer when I ask you how I look.

— Convos with Myself (@charmfoz) October 9, 2013

Guy on the radio says you can tell Peyton Manning is near the end of his career because "his balls are starting to flutter." Well.

— John Moe (@johnmoe) December 31, 2014

Real-life rabbits don't enjoy cross-dressing as much as cartoons would have you believe. I know that now.

— Lloyd Rang (@lloydrang) January 2, 2015

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— Ste@mPunkin' (@DawnBren) January 2, 2015

I just gave this kitten 14 catnip mice and it's like the last scene of Scarface.

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) January 2, 2015

Gonna spend 2015 pronouncing "nuance" like "Beyoncé".

— Adam Zopf (@adamzopf) December 31, 2014

Now just imagine if Skynet was a Furby

— Sir Martin Lewis (@OnlyMartinLewis) December 30, 2014

And there you have it! Not too shabby, if you ask me! Now, to the housekeeping...

This week's episode of Here Be Spoilers, which we had previously announced as being about 1966's The Undertaker and His Pals has been preempted due to technical problems well beyond my abilities. Therefore, we had to pick a film on the fly, and we ended up with a weird-ass movie from Yugoslavia called Atomic War Bride. As a result, we will be doing The Undertaker and His Pals next week. Really. We mean it this time. One way or the other...

Now, get on out there and have yourself an awesome week, will ya? And let me start you off by offering you this classic clip from "Weird Al" Yankovic.

All the best,

Derek and Bosco