Oh, sure, there was some not-so-fun stuff (like always), but the fine folks over at Twitter have kept me in a cheery mood, as always. And for that, I am thankful to them.
"Are you a man or a woman?" “I’m a villain.” “What gender are you?” “Evil.” “Yeah, but what’s in your pants?” “Doom.”— NoContextGames (@NoContextGames) January 19, 2015
I may have delusions of grandeur but they are the best delusions of grandeur that anyone has ever had.— Untastic Mr. Fitz (@UnFitz) January 20, 2015
ADRIAAAANNNNNE!!! pic.twitter.com/LwVxZdUiT3— Mark Holland (@RiffRaff41) January 19, 2015
Toast only lands butter-side down. *leaves both sides unbuttered* *drops it* *invents hover toast*— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 23, 2015
I seriously doubt Dire Straits are still getting their chicks for free.— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) December 5, 2014
We Don't Need Another Hero (Thunderdome) just lent my walk home from Walgreens a steely intensity it did not deserve.— Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) January 23, 2015
*releases white girls into Starbucks with selfie sticks* "Go on. You're free now"— Floyd (@dafloydsta) January 22, 2015
Oh good Lord Another Celebrity Is Naked Under their Clothes Scandal! !! pic.twitter.com/A4uXxOIvDo— You Know !!!!!!!!!!! (@Scorpio1080) January 24, 2015
If my life had a soundtrack it would be the sound of a rusty gate slowly closing and then falling off its hinges onto a bunch of ugly cats.— Daire (@GarageGlamour) January 24, 2015
This pregnant woman with four kids in tow just told the dentist she's allergic to latex but I think we already knew that.— L. H. Baldwin (@lh_baldwin) January 24, 2015
And there you have it! Another bunch of awesome funny to start off your week. And, to help it along a little further, and because I used a 30 Rock GIF, here's Liz Lemon from that show singing about one of her favorite foods, Cheezy Blasters!
Have a great week!
Derek and Bosco