Oh, sure, there was some not-so-fun stuff (like always), but the fine folks over at Twitter have kept me in a cheery mood, as always. And for that, I am thankful to them.
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| They ROCK! |
"Are you a man or a woman?"
“I’m a villain.”
“What gender are you?”
“Evil.”
“Yeah, but what’s in your pants?”
“Doom.”
— NoContextGames (@NoContextGames) January 19, 2015I may have delusions of grandeur but they are the best delusions of grandeur that anyone has ever had.
— Untastic Mr. Fitz (@UnFitz) January 20, 2015ADRIAAAANNNNNE!!! pic.twitter.com/LwVxZdUiT3
— Mark Holland (@RiffRaff41) January 19, 2015Toast only lands butter-side down.
*leaves both sides unbuttered*
*drops it*
*invents hover toast*
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 23, 2015I seriously doubt Dire Straits are still getting their chicks for free.
— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) December 5, 2014We Don't Need Another Hero (Thunderdome) just lent my walk home from Walgreens a steely intensity it did not deserve.
— Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) January 23, 2015*releases white girls into Starbucks with selfie sticks*
"Go on. You're free now"
— Floyd (@dafloydsta) January 22, 2015Oh good Lord Another Celebrity Is Naked Under their Clothes Scandal! !! pic.twitter.com/A4uXxOIvDo
— You Know !!!!!!!!!!! (@Scorpio1080) January 24, 2015If my life had a soundtrack it would be the sound of a rusty gate slowly closing and then falling off its hinges onto a bunch of ugly cats.
— Daire (@GarageGlamour) January 24, 2015This pregnant woman with four kids in tow just told the dentist she's allergic to latex but I think we already knew that.
— L. H. Baldwin (@lh_baldwin) January 24, 2015And there you have it! Another bunch of awesome funny to start off your week. And, to help it along a little further, and because I used a 30 Rock GIF, here's Liz Lemon from that show singing about one of her favorite foods, Cheezy Blasters!
Have a great week!
Derek and Bosco
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