Nah.
Many Bothans died so that we could watch these movies.
January 18, 2015
Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week
Hey, kids! It's Sunday again! And, like every Sunday, I'm going to throw a bunch of tweets at you that I've found on the Twitter machine. Maybe they'll make you laugh. Maybe they won't. Either way, maybe...just maybe...we'll all learn a little something about ourselves...
Even so, we can get a giggle or two out of the brilliantly hilarious folks over there, and we can start out week off with a smile. And, failing that, I have a funny video clip as a backup. SO LET'S DO THIS!!!
In no particular order...
Started my new healthy diet today. Breakfast is 2 almonds, I lick an apple for lunch, and dinner is yelling at a picture of myself naked.
— Lisabug BBQJones (@Lisabug74) January 5, 2015I've consumed so many McDonald's milkshakes that I feel like I've been breastfed by a clown.
— Jeremy Wetzel (@WetzelGeek) January 13, 2015Who wants a Slorpy? pic.twitter.com/MkxYn9Wcrt
— JD (@nevesytrof) January 16, 2015the fetus inside zooey deschanel can already play van halen's "eruption" on the ukulele
— huntigula (@huntigula) January 13, 2015my sweatpants say "unlimited breadsticks" across the butt
— ghost mom (@radtoria) March 19, 2014If I had a daughter I wouldn't waste money on training bras, I'd trap wild bras and train them myself like our ancestors did.
— Brian (@Black__Elvis) January 16, 2015remember the baby from nirvana’s nevermind cover, well it’s now a capybara pic.twitter.com/kMpKPuKfQr
— you need capybaras (@emergency_capy) January 17, 2015I want to fight for freedom of speech but it's what allows country music to happen so I just can't.
— Sarcasticsapien (@Sarcasticsapien) January 16, 2015There should be a website like Yelp where industry people rate customers by name so that everyone can see how big of an asshole you are.
— Kyle Lippert (@Kyle_Lippert) January 11, 2015Everyone poops. Even that super hot chick in tight yoga pants. She poops the most.
— Natalie P McTitties (@naggalie) February 13, 2014And there you have it! Not a bad batch, if I do say so myself.
*****HOUSECLEANING STUFF*****
If you listened to last week's episode of Here Be Spoilers, you'll know that we were not sure whether Jake was going to be able to make it. (His birthday was yesterday--Happy birthday, buddy!--and his anniversary with his girlfriend is today.) However, due to a bit of super-groovy serendipity, he is able to make it on Monday, so we're recording then, and we're watching Critters! It's gonna be a blast!
*****END OF HOUSECLEANING STUFF*****
So! Go have yourself an awesome week, will ya? And to give it a kickstart, it's time for another hilarious clip from Wits. This one features Keegan-Michael Key and host John Moe as the Mythbusters! Enjoy!
Have a great week!
All the best,
Derek and Bosco
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